When we lived in an apartment complex years ago, there was an entire family of raccoons that moved into our garbage dumpster. The apartment manager mentioned this in the newsletter and said that we should stop feeding them because "RACCOONS ARE NOT CUTE. THEY ARE FILTHY NASTY VERMIN."
Where exactly we were supposed to put our garbage, if we weren't supposed to toss it into the dumpster with the raccoons, was not specified. Ed and I speculated that maybe we were supposed to aim for them when we threw heavy bags of trash into the dumpster, instead of gently depositing the bag nearby and mentioning that there were some tasty corncobs inside if they cared to rip it open.
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Date: 2007-07-16 05:18 pm (UTC)Where exactly we were supposed to put our garbage, if we weren't supposed to toss it into the dumpster with the raccoons, was not specified. Ed and I speculated that maybe we were supposed to aim for them when we threw heavy bags of trash into the dumpster, instead of gently depositing the bag nearby and mentioning that there were some tasty corncobs inside if they cared to rip it open.