Kiera's day
Nov. 29th, 2007 11:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Over dinner, Ed asked Kiera how her day was. She told him about preschool, and about making monkey bread.
Molly: What's monkey bread?
Kiera: Well, first you take a dead, clean monkey. And then you put it on the table, and...
Me: (eyes bugging out, laughing hysterically)
Ed: (ditto)
Kiera: Just kidding! Actually, you take dough, and roll it into balls, and dip them in butter, and put them in a muffin pan. And then you bake the dough and then you put it in the freezer and then you eat it.
We quizzed her to find out if someone had used the "dead, clean monkey" line at preschool, but so far as we can tell...she made up the joke all on her own.
Molly: What's monkey bread?
Kiera: Well, first you take a dead, clean monkey. And then you put it on the table, and...
Me: (eyes bugging out, laughing hysterically)
Ed: (ditto)
Kiera: Just kidding! Actually, you take dough, and roll it into balls, and dip them in butter, and put them in a muffin pan. And then you bake the dough and then you put it in the freezer and then you eat it.
We quizzed her to find out if someone had used the "dead, clean monkey" line at preschool, but so far as we can tell...she made up the joke all on her own.