Warning, cute kid quotes ahead

[naomikritzer]

As the girls go to the "climbing tree" next to Molly's preschool:

Kiera (to me): Go where you can't see me.
Me: Nope. Not gonna happen.
Kiera (indignantly): Why not? You never give me privacy!

Kiera has this thing where she greets my body parts as I climb out of the shower. It's the sort of thing that's cute and funny when you're two.

Kiera (to me): Hello, wet na-nas! Hello, wet back!
Me (to Kiera): Hello, dimples!
Kiera: These aren't dimples. They're telephones.

The next day, as she smiles at me:

Me: Hello, dimples!
Kiera: They're still phones.

Molly, to Ed: Can we go to the Street Feast?
Ed: The what?
Molly: The Street Feast! I saw a sign about it outside my preschool. Can we eat there? I bet they have really good food. Like apples. And fresh blueberries. And strawberries.
Ed: Molly, there's something you should know. Feast is spelled F-E-A-S-T. Not F-E-S-T.

Comments

[squigsoup.livejournal.com]

Kiera cracks me up. :)

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