Words to strike terror into the heart of the parent

[naomikritzer]

Molly: Come here, Kiera. I'll help you fly!

Comments

[bountifulpots.livejournal.com]

Yep, that'll do it! I heard something similar from my 5 year old daughter to my 3 year old son today...

[ericcoleman]

oh dear ...

[lilisonna.livejournal.com]

My time is coming. I can see the doom from here.

[squigsoup.livejournal.com]

When Rachel flies Samantha, she just picks her up and spins her around. So hopefully it's something like that, not helping Kiera jump off the roof or anything.

[naomikritzer]

Kiera had been jumping off the couch onto the floor, while flapping her arms. I'm not sure what Molly thought she could do that would be helpful in this situation.

[winterswitchery.livejournal.com]

Ooooh dear!

(P.S. I love Zivar. She needs her own fan club).

[naomikritzer]

Cool. :-)

[ricevermicelli.livejournal.com]

I am remembering the tone in which my mother used to say things like "I'm so glad you girls are getting along." You could tell that she was wondering why she'd ever wanted us to stop fighting.

[jmartin2.livejournal.com]

oh merciful heavens...

[springbok1.livejournal.com]

Well, since you wouldn't let her go on "the spinny ride"...

[naomikritzer]

I know, I know. I don't let her do ANYTHING fun.

Oh boy

[muneraven.livejournal.com]

That's scary. But wait until she's a teenager and you overhear a phone conversation! EVEN SCARIER.

:-P

[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

Oy.

[(Anonymous)]

Those were the words my dh used right before he broke his sister's collarbone (when they were 5 & 9). He got on his back and launched her across the living room with his feet. :-O Zea

[(Anonymous)]

Kolya (2 yrs) about nine-month-old sister: "Nina kaputt."

(She wasn't.)