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OK, I wrote this up a while ago and then never posted it, but I like my version better than the meme currently in circulation, so here it is.

1. Hve you ever eaten artichoke?
2. Okra?
3. Cactus?
4. Kumquats?
5. Persimmon?
6. Star fruit?
7. Turnip or mustard greens?
8. Have you eaten a habanero pepper?
9. More than once?
10. Have you ever eaten dandelions?
11. Have you eaten ferns?
12. Have you eaten cat tails?
13. Have you eaten food made from crab apples?
14. Acorns?
15. From other items considered inedible to humans?
16. Have you ever eaten something harvested while hiking?
17. Have you ever eaten a mushroom you picked yourself?
18. Have you ever eaten something despite not being absolutely certain it wasn't toxic??
19. Have you ever accidentally poisoned yourself?
20. Have you eaten tofu?
21. Have you ever eaten a Tofurkey?
22. Have you ever eaten soy cheese, or another non-dairy cheese substitute?
23. Have you ever eaten a non-dairy ice cream substitute?
24. Have you drunk soy milk?
25. Have you eaten limburger cheese?
26. Unpasteurized cheese?
27. Have you ever drunk raw milk?
28. Have you ever drunk goat's milk?
29. Sheep's milk?
30. Yak's milk?
31. Other milk that came from neither a cow nor a human being?
32. Have you tasted either human milk or baby formula as an adult?
33. Have you ever eaten goat?
34. Have you ever eaten rabbit?
35. Have you ever eaten buffalo?
36. Water buffalo?
37. Pheasant?
38. Quail?
39. Ostrich?
40. Emu?
41. Venison?
42. Elk?
43. Moose?
44. Bear?
45. Kangaroo?
46. Snake?
47. Alligator?
48. Frog?
49. Raccoon?
50. Squirrel?
51. Muskrat or nutria?
52. Possum?
53. Rat?
54. Horse?
55. Dog?
56. Have you ever eaten a fish that still had its head attached?
57. Did you eat any of the meat in the head?
58. Did you just say, "yeah, of course, that's the best part"?
59. Have you eaten squid?
60. Octopus?
61. Eel?
62. Oysters?
63. Were they raw?
64. Have you eaten sashimi, or sushi that contained raw fish?
65. Have you eaten caviar?
66. Have you eaten a whole lobster (the kind you have to pry out of its shell)?
67. Crab in its shell?
68. Soft-shelled crab?
69. Sea urchin?
70. Jellyfish?
71. Have you ever eaten snails?
72. Have you ever eaten an insect?
73. Intentionally?
74. Big enough that you had to chew it up?
75. How about insect larvae?
76. Have you ever eaten something just to impress another person with what you'll eat?
77. Have you ever eaten something just because you'd never eaten that species before?
78. Have you ever eaten something just because you'd never eaten that body part before?
79. Have you ever eaten liver?
80. Have you ever eaten intestines?
81. Have you ever eaten kidneys (a.k.a. "sweetbreads")?
82. Have you ever eaten brain?
83. Have you ever eaten tongue?
84. Have you ever eaten an eyeball?
85. Have you ever eaten a testicle?
86. Have you ever eaten a foot?
87. Did it look recognizably like a foot while you were eating it?
88. Have you ever killed an animal and then eaten it?
89. Have you ever killed a bird or mammal and then eaten it?
90. Have you ever given an animal a name, and later eaten it?
91. Have you ever eaten lutefisk?
92. Haggis?
93. Blood sausage?
94. Black pudding?
95. British sausage?
96. Marmite?
97. Scrapple?
98. Chitlins?
99. MREs?
100. Have you ever eaten something completely unfamiliar (e.g., you were in a foreign country, and ate some food presented to you without knowing what it was)?

The idea here is that you don't give the whole checklist, but instead do it purity-test style: you start with 100, deduct 1 point for every "yes," and then brag about your score like you did in college ("ooooh, I am SO CORRUPT you probably don't want to associate with me...")

My score was 44 and then I remembered a bunch of things I'd eaten. I have edited: my score is 39, which means I've eaten 61 of the listed items. (OK, OK, it's more fun to brag when you're specific. I'll give my answers below the cut.)



1. Hve you ever eaten artichoke? Yes.
2. Okra? Yes.
3. Cactus? Yes.
4. Kumquats? Yes.
5. Persimmon? Yes.
6. Star fruit? Yes.
7. Turnip or mustard greens? Yes.
8. Have you eaten a habanero pepper? No.
9. More than once? No.
10. Have you ever eaten dandelions? Yes.
11. Have you eaten ferns? Yes.
12. Have you eaten cat tails? Yes.
13. Have you eaten food made from crab apples? No.
14. Acorns? No.
15. From other items considered inedible to humans? No.
16. Have you ever eaten something harvested while hiking? Yes.
17. Have you ever eaten a mushroom you picked yourself? No.
18. Have you ever eaten something despite not being absolutely certain it wasn't toxic? Yes. (OK, admittedly, when I ate it, I THOUGHT it was edible.)
19. Have you ever accidentally poisoned yourself? Yes. (On a berry, eaten as a teenager. It wasn't a blueberry.)
20. Have you eaten tofu? Yes.
21. Have you ever eaten a Tofurkey? No.
22. Have you ever eaten soy cheese, or another non-dairy cheese substitute? Yes. (Bleah.)
23. Have you ever eaten a non-dairy ice cream substitute? Yes.
24. Have you drunk soy milk? Yes.
25. Have you eaten limburger cheese? No.
26. Unpasteurized cheese? Yes.
27. Have you ever drunk raw milk? Yes.
28. Have you ever drunk goat's milk? No.
29. Sheep's milk? No.
30. Yak's milk? No.
31. Other milk that came from neither a cow nor a human being? Yes. Water buffalo milk.
32. Have you tasted either human milk or baby formula as an adult? Yes.
33. Have you ever eaten goat? Yes.
34. Have you ever eaten rabbit? Yes.
35. Have you ever eaten buffalo? Yes.
36. Water buffalo? No. Just the milk.
37. Pheasant? I don't think so.
38. Quail? Yes, deep-fried with blood orange sauce at the Local years ago. FABULOUS.
39. Ostrich? Yes, with cherry sauce at Sherlock's Home years ago. FABULOUS.
40. Emu? Yes.
41. Venison? Yes.
42. Elk? No.
43. Moose? Yes.
44. Bear? No.
45. Kangaroo? Yes: kangaroo jerky.
46. Snake? No.
47. Alligator? Yes. Deep-fried alligator nuggets.
48. Frog? No.
49. Raccoon? No.
50. Squirrel? No.
51. Muskrat or nutria? No.
52. Possum? No.
53. Rat? No.
54. Horse? No.
55. Dog? No.
56. Have you ever eaten a fish that still had its head attached? Yes.
57. Did you eat any of the meat in the head? Yes.
58. Did you just say, "yeah, of course, that's the best part"? No.
59. Have you eaten squid? Yes.
60. Octopus? Yes.
61. Eel? Yes.
62. Oysters? Yes.
63. Were they raw? Yes.
64. Have you eaten sashimi, or sushi that contained raw fish? Yes.
65. Have you eaten caviar? Yes (if by "caviar" you mean "fish eggs")
66. Have you eaten a whole lobster (the kind you have to pry out of its shell)? Yes.
67. Crab in its shell? Yes.
68. Soft-shelled crab? Yes.
69. Sea urchin? No.
70. Jellyfish? Yes.
71. Have you ever eaten snails? Yes.
72. Have you ever eaten an insect? Yes.
73. Intentionally? No.
74. Big enough that you had to chew it up? No.
75. How about insect larvae? No.
76. Have you ever eaten something just to impress another person with what you'll eat? Yes: raw oysters.
77. Have you ever eaten something just because you'd never eaten that species before? Yes: kangaroo jerky.
78. Have you ever eaten something just because you'd never eaten that body part before? Yes: chicken feet.
79. Have you ever eaten liver? Yes.
80. Have you ever eaten intestines? Yes.
81. Have you ever eaten kidneys (a.k.a. "sweetbreads")? Yes.
82. Have you ever eaten brain? Yes.
83. Have you ever eaten tongue? Yes.
84. Have you ever eaten an eyeball? No.
85. Have you ever eaten a testicle? No.
86. Have you ever eaten a foot? Yes.
87. Did it look recognizably like a foot while you were eating it? Yes.
88. Have you ever killed an animal and then eaten it? No.
89. Have you ever killed a bird or mammal and then eaten it? No. I've seen them killed and then eaten the meat, though.
90. Have you ever given an animal a name, and later eaten it? No. If it's got a name, it's a pet. I don't eat my pets unless I'm under siege or something.
91. Have you ever eaten lutefisk? No. Which is kind of amazing, since I live in MN.
92. Haggis? No.
93. Blood sausage? Yes.
94. Black pudding? Yes.
95. British sausage? Yes. And I'm just going to take one more opportunity to note: SCARIEST FOOD IN THE WORLD.
96. Marmite? No.
97. Scrapple? Yes.
98. Chitlins? No.
99. MREs? No.
100. Have you ever eaten something completely unfamiliar (e.g., you were in a foreign country, and ate some food presented to you without knowing what it was)? Yes, several times while in Nepal. If my host family was eating it I figured it had to be edible.

Date: 2008-08-14 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wintersweet.livejournal.com
Awesome. Replicating!

Date: 2008-08-14 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mngwinn.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)
Fun. I'll have to give it a rundown.

I was disappointed in Lutefisk. It wasn't bad enough to be horrible or good enough to be surprisingly tasty. It was basically just fishy gelatinous goo, which isn't all that interesting.

Sea Cucumber should be on more of these lists. I'm not eating that again.

Date: 2008-08-14 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silk-noir.livejournal.com
I will do this when I come home from work! Whee!

Date: 2008-08-14 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com
My score is 55 - I've eaten 45 of the items on the list.

Mmm, now I want a soft-shell crab sandwich. I really love those. White toast, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and eight crispy legs hanging off the sides. Perfection.

...Wait, I guess I have eaten brains, if crab brains count. Do crab brains count, if you euphemize them as "mustard"?

I am surprised by some of the things you haven't tried. I assume that you're only counting as "caviar" the black sturgeon roe kind, given that you're an enthusiastic sushi eater. I tend to think of any fish eggs as caviar. (Salmon caviar is my favorite.) Also: cactus is very much worth trying, especially the prickly pear kind called nopales. Yum.

Date: 2008-08-14 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irihs.livejournal.com
My score is 88.

This is just like college all over again.

Date: 2008-08-14 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irihs.livejournal.com
I've never been a big meat eater, and even though I eat poultry again after a long period of being vegetarian, I'm just not a meat person.

I do need to try more dairy stuff, though. Adventures in cheeses and milks.

Truthfully, I'd take deep fried scorpion on a stick in a heartbeat over organs.

Date: 2008-08-14 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peacockharpy.livejournal.com
64%. And actually, I considered buying marmite the other day, just to try it... but the fact that it was $7 for a small bottle of stuff I might not like convinced me to put off the investment. ;)

Also, now I am hungry for sushi!

Date: 2008-08-14 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pennski.livejournal.com
Great fun!
I have 52 and some of those things I don't know what they are, e.g. how do soft-shelled crabs differ from ordinary ones and what is scrapple and MREs?

Date: 2008-08-14 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com
Oh! In that case, yes. We used to occasionally eat those on camping trips.

Date: 2008-08-14 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livsmama.livejournal.com
51 yeses, so I guess my score is 49. Not as impressive as I had hoped.

Date: 2008-08-14 07:13 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-08-14 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrie01.livejournal.com
I scored 64. Clearly, I need to eat more. Of course, it changes by one if you don't count tripe as "intestine" but I went with yes on that one, because tripe is a part of the digestive system.

Personally, I think tofu is mainstream enough these days that I might have replaced it with, say, headcheese.

Date: 2008-08-14 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com
I score 64 63, with another 3 "probably"s and a couple of "it's quite possible I ate this in my childhood and have blocked it out"s. And also I don't know what MREs are. I haven't eaten cactus, but I have eaten prickly pears that still had the prickles on and had to be de-booby-trapped before eating (that was the year we lived in Spain, which is also where I may well have eaten blood sausage and possibly bunny rabbit).

I'm intrigued that artichokes, a staple vegetable in my family when I was growing up, are on this list. Tofu, starfruit and dandelion greens likewise don't strike me as very exotic.

I have not eaten moose, but I'm not sure how I escaped -- we had friends when I was a kid who used to shoot a moose (just one) every year and keep it hanging up in their garage all winter. They made moose steaks, moose sausage, moose burgers... I have, however, eaten buffalo (in the form of burgers) and lots and lots of fish with the heads on. And lutefisk. And liver. And vats of sushi and sashimi.

Now I'm hungry.
Edited Date: 2008-08-14 08:18 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-08-14 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com
To be honest, I think what I mainly liked about artichokes, as a kid, was (a) pulling off the leaves and (b) the garlic butter my mom made for dipping them in. But they are in fact very yummy. I have come to appreciate the squishy middle parts, too, which I did NOT like as a kid.

My husband hates artichokes, too, and my daughter categorically refuses to eat anything green, so I don't eat them very often these days, either.

Date: 2008-08-14 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magentamn.livejournal.com
I only scored 39. I love artichokes too! And lobsters, and just about any kind of seafood.

When I was a kid, we fished a lot during the summer. I have caught and killed and cooked several kinds of fish, and crabs. I've eaten morels that I've picked in the wild, probably the safest wild mushroom, because false morels aren't dangerous, just not very tasty. I've eaten duck feet when I lived near Chinatown in San Francisco. I've tried most organ meats, and I am very fond of tongue. For some strange reason, it has become expensive - it was poor folks food when I was growing up.

I made dandelion wine with friends a long time ago. It was not very good.

Some of these I can't really remember - the things we try at the State Fair!!

Date: 2008-08-14 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probably-lost.livejournal.com
74. Being vegetarian probably drives up my score, but there are still a lot of things I ought to try.

I wonder how many people would say "no" to veggies I eat fairly regularly, though, like turnips.

Date: 2008-08-14 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] servant-of-clio.livejournal.com
Yeah, as a mostly-vegetarian, there are a lot of unusual meats here, but not a lot of unusual vegetables.

I find it funny for some reason that you blanched at scorpion-on-a-stick, but not at lobster, which is basically an EVEN BIGGER bug that crawls around in the mud. Not my favorite sea creature.

Date: 2008-08-15 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com
::nods:: I'm also handicapped in the omnivore stakes by 16 years of mostly-vegetarianism (I do eat fish, but not shellfish). Also by an impressive list of food allergies. But honestly, I don't think I would ever have eaten squirrel or dog or horse (at least, not deliberately), even when I was eating meat regularly.

I think the list needs more exotic non-meat foodstuffs. Thousand-year-old eggs, bitter melon, passionfruit, cherimoya, quinoa, scotch bonnets, rollmops ...

Date: 2008-08-15 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katana-girl.livejournal.com
55

And if you want we might be able to solve that MRE issue. I believe we have some kicking around the house somewhere...if the quartermaster will let the boxes be opened.

And the big thing I couldn't get past was pigeon. My mind kept going 'Rats with Wings'.

Date: 2008-08-19 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jimlawrence.livejournal.com
My score makes me seem totally lacking in culinary adventure... 63 (that is, I said "yes" to only 37 of those items).

*sigh*

And, the thing is, I have no desire to sample any of the items I have not eaten. (Oh, well, maybe two or three, but no more than that.)

I have had caviar a couple of times, was not impressed... but I grew up looking forward to the spring time shad runs because I believed that shad roe was one of the most delicious foods ever.



Date: 2008-08-20 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imponderabilias.livejournal.com
Cool. I got a 53, but I think you need to change #15, because acorns (which immediately precedes "From other items considered inedible to humans?" are definitely not considered inedible.

I wrote a paper on entomaphagy in grad school, but I never indulged in it myself.

Raw Oysters

Date: 2008-08-21 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
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Date: 2008-09-02 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joykins1.livejournal.com
Due to my husband planting habanero pepper, I have just yesterday come to the conclusion that they are delicious...at a ratio of 1 pepper to about 6 cups of other ingredients.

1 pepper down. 12 are ripening on the vine. There appear to me more blossoms turning into fruit daily...egads.
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