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State Auditor is an interesting and poorly understood office. They do not do audits of businesses or non-profits; rather, they audit local governments and (I think) school boards. Their office FAQ provides a decent explanation for what they do. Matt Entenza probably should have read that FAQ before he filed.

On the ballot:

PATRICK DEAN - INDEPENDENCE
RANDY GILBERT - REPUBLICAN
REBECCA OTTO - DEMOCRATIC-FARMER-LABOR
KEEGAN IVERSEN - LIBERTARIAN PARTY
JUDITH SCHWARTZBACKER - GRASSROOTS - LEGALIZE CANNABIS

Cut for the people who don't like long posts and/or long posts that are totally irrelevant to their interests. (Note: the cut portion of the Secretary of State writeup included ASS GUNS. This one doesn't.)



Patrick Dean

He starts out by saying that he's "the guy who'll stop and give you a jump start when it's 20 below." It's rare to run into that sort of statement on candidate web pages but being neighborly in winter weather came up in the Republican primary debate I linked to the other day. The thing about being the helpful jump-start guy is that apparently these days most newer cars can't be jump started from another car. (At least, this is what we were told by the guy from AAA after we unsuccessfully tried to jump my minivan from Ed's car with no luck.) The Republican candidates for Governor focused more on snow removal. Being the guy who'd stop and help push you off a snow berm is also kind of extra evocative, although looking at his picture, I think if he stopped and wanted to help push me out of a drift I'd be reluctant to let him. He's pretty old and I wouldn't want him to get hurt.

He then goes on to tell you that "For 19 years I worked in St. Paul, Minnesota and ran a for-profit business for the St. Paul Port Authority. During my time there I found evidence of diversion of pledge funds. I spoke up and that made some very powerful people very, very angry. And then the matter went to litigation and the Supreme Court of Minnesota said I was right. It's all a matter in the public domain and you can take a look for yourself." He then links to a Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=St.+Paul+Port+Authority+876+Bonds&oq=St.+Paul+Port+Authority+876+Bonds&aqs=chrome..69i57.929j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8 ...which, okay, but I don't even know what he means by pledge funds and who'd be diverting them, and following the most helpful-looking result to a Star Trib article didn't make me feel a whole lot more enlightened. I do, however, think that his "made some very powerful people very, very angry" line may possibly be him trying to make himself sound super badass for filing a lawsuit.

That said, he looks at least reasonably qualified and his plans for the job he's running for appear to involve doing the job he's running for. He'd probably do okay. (And if your battery goes dead while you're in downtown St. Paul near the capitol, you'll know who to call!)

Randy Gilbert

I will note for the record that the State Auditor job is one I've actually voted for a Republican for. Admittedly, the Republican in question (Judi Dutcher) changed parties a few years later.

Anyway, given that this guy's campaign has focused on the fact that Rebecca Otto is not wholeheartedly pro-mining. He has a whole page about mining complete with a picture of himself in front of the Polymet building with two thumbs up.

Yeah, nope.

Rebecca Otto

So one thing I'll note about Otto is that her opposition to the mines she voted against (in her position on the State Executive committee) was not even environmentally based: "Rebecca is not pro-mining or anti-mining; she is pro-taxpayer. It is part of the State Auditor's job to watch out for the best interests of Minnesota taxpayers and make certain they are not left holding the bag after a nonferrous mine closes. The State Auditor sits on the State Executive Council, where in 2013 she voted against the approval of 31 leases to mine nonferrous minerals because of potential taxpayer exposure to cleanup costs. Rebecca is pushing for an open and transparent process when it comes to the setting of financial assurances for new copper mines, which are like damage deposits, so that taxpayers are protected."

I totally get that people in outstate want mining because heavy industrial jobs pay a whole lot better than tourism jobs. I am not necessarily opposed to mining. But the mining companies sure as heck do not get to leave a big mess for the people of Minnesota to clean up; that's a bad deal.

Anyway, overall I think she's been doing a fine job and I'm planning to vote for her.

Keegan Iversen

It took me about fifteen minutes of googling to be pretty sure that this Keegan Iversen is NOT in fact the hockey player. (That Keegan Iverson is also from Minnesota! But younger. Also, I realized when someone commented that I was misspelling Keegan Iversen's name while googling so it's no wonder I kept getting hits of the hockey player.)

Keegan Iverson the Libertarian politician has a picture on his web site (in the gallery of rotating photos) of somebody getting arrested. I'm not sure who that is. (I didn't find any news stories about Keegan getting arrested, even when I used the correct spelling of his name. Also, it doesn't look like him.)

Anyway, this guy has no particularly relevant experience (I think he most recently worked as a military contractor doing weather forecasting in Iraq) and his position statement says that he plans to "eliminat[e] positions and redundant departments," which is pretty far outside the job description for the Auditor.

Oh, and he accepts donations in Bitcoins.

If you want to be all iconoclastic in this race and vote for a third-party candidate, go for the Independence guy. He has relevant qualifications AND he will jump start your car for you.

Judith Schwartzbacker

Judith has no link because she has no web page, Facebook group, or any useful information about her online beyond the fact that she filed for office and wants to legalize pot.

In googling her name I have also discovered that in 1988 she was a graduate student in Philosophy at the U and gave a talk called "What is Existentialism" at Normandale Community College. She left a comment on a post about philosophy in 2011 and she goes to a Nietzsche interest group meetup.

So basically, her hobbies are weed, philosophy, and filing for offices you're not actually running for (although she seems to have only done that once, so maybe that doesn't quite qualify as a hobby yet.)

Don't vote for her. Legalizing pot is well outside the job description of the State Auditor anyway.

Date: 2014-09-22 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papersky.livejournal.com
I love these posts even when there are no ass guns.

Date: 2014-09-22 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tool-of-satan.livejournal.com
Nitpick: you have Iverson spelled "Iversen" at the top.

Who's Matt Entenza?

Date: 2014-09-22 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tool-of-satan.livejournal.com
Weird.

Massachusetts has been lacking that kind of entertainment this election cycle, which is fine by me. Of course we still have to put up with Scott Brown ads since they bleed over from New Hampshire.

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