Is the Christmas season starting already?

[naomikritzer]

Why am I suddenly being deluged with Rolex spam?

I don't want a Rolex. I don't want a fake Rolex. I have a Timex I like just fine. And while we're at it, I also don't want a larger penis, or a girlfriend from Russia, and if I were planning to refinance my mortgage I would sooner refinance with Shifty McGuido than with any spammer in the world.

Sigh.

Comments

[lilisonna.livejournal.com]

Of all those, the girlfriend from Russia is really the most appealing. But you'd probably need a rush order to get one here for the holiday season.

I apparently need medication. Any medication will do, but there is clearly soemthing wrong with me that only drugs will fix!

[ericcoleman]

This sounds just like the patter from one of my songs ...